Puppyitis 

When a dog, especially a puppy or small dog, uses your body as a pillow and causes you to not want to move.

I could not get up because I have puppyitis

Puppyitis by Measure76 August 8, 2017

puppyism 

The common act of purchasing a puppy as a symbolic replacement for a child between a couple in a relationship. Most commonly occurs before marriage when a couple in a relationship seek further means to bind them together without going as far as having a child together.

"I can't believe they want to get a pet together after only dating for half a year", said Jessica.
"Haven't you heard? Puppyism is the best form of birth control. Instead of having a child, they'll just have a dog", replied Nick.

puppyism by NuckRW March 30, 2008

Puppystiltskins

A name for a CUTE puppy/doggy. Ugly dogs are not included.

Come here puppystiltskins! You're so cute!

The puppy can be replaced with your puppies name.

ex: Donaldstiltskins.

Puppystiltskins by Justin A Ramirez September 2, 2009

Puppyism 

To follow around, or "suck someones cock" all day.

Dude Jake was following Diana around all day at school. Yeah I heard Jake loves her and is making her feel bad to back out with her. Dude thats puppyism.

Puppyism by Your Mothers Pseudonym June 20, 2010

puppypistol 

@puppypistol on TikTok is the most wonderful person you will meet! They are very nice!

Me and puppypistol are moots on tiktok!

puppypistol by Brokenh34rt May 20, 2021

Puppyism 

Being racist to puppies.

"I hate puppies so much!"
"Jeff that's Puppyism."

Puppyism by Floppingman November 21, 2022

puppyish 

#1 Something related to are like a puppy

#2 (typically of an action) cute and adorable, something a puppy would do

#1 That cloud looks puppyish

#2 She did a little puppyish dance

puppyish by SomeCaliGirl June 6, 2023