50 yard cunt punt 

When someone runs up and kicks a person in the vagina

Dude.... she got so angry she gave my sister a 50 yard cunt punt!!

50 yard cunt punt by 50cp July 26, 2017

cunt punt 

verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.

"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"

cunt punt by e-mo November 5, 2005

Aural Cunt Punt 

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

Aural Cunt Punt by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009

cunt punt express 

When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.

Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.

cunt punt express by Mr lova October 19, 2015

Cunt-Punt 

The act of kicking a woman in her genital region.

That chick pissed me off so I gave her the cunt-punt.

Cunt-Punt by Big Dave Sully January 2, 2013

nuclear cunt punt 

When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.

Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!

nuclear cunt punt by victoria i have a atomic camel September 19, 2016

cunt punt the front butt 

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.

actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt

cunt punt the front butt by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018