punkmuffin 

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.

You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.

punkmuffin by esteban_G September 9, 2010

punkmuffin 

Someone trying to be cool but is instead being an absolute idiot, while also simultaneously thinking they are over-important while in reality being completely harmless.

Look at that punkmuffin bragging about everything and trying to get attention.

punkmuffin by The Deadly Weapon September 19, 2009

Pussmuffin 

1)A person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; Someone widely considered as a douche

2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.

Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!

Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!

Pussmuffin by idfkwhattoputhere! November 17, 2010

cunkmuffin 

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

cunkmuffin by LeJon August 3, 2009

Pudmuffin 

Vagina.
Code word for vagina.

Would you like to have at my pudmuffin?

Pudmuffin by Pudmuffin Master March 22, 2009

Punk Muffin 

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes

they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote

Punk Muffin by punkmuff May 11, 2010

Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.

Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

Spunkmuffin by There isnt enough space to fit August 11, 2009