| 1. | Techno Punk | ||
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A "Techno Punk" is someone who:
-Enjoys techno -Enjoys punk -Has or has had odd-coloured hair -Is also a Mindless Self Indulgence fan -Likes neon -Loves clubs Kind of like a club kid without the Michael Alig, the psycho clothes, and the hardcore drug use. Also known as an "Electro Kid". Much like a Technemo. Techno Punk #1: I like bands like Mindless Self Indulgence, Alexisonfire, SMB, My Chemical Romance, Retard-O-Bot, Underoath, Vyncent Flaw, and He Is Legend! And I just died my previously pink hair green!
Techno Punk #2: Oh my! That means you're a techno punk! |
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| 2. | Pop Punk | ||
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Pop punk has been ruined by all american rejects, all time low, bowling for soup and Averil whatserface, Those bands dont even derve CAPS but Blink 182, Green Day, Box Car Racer, Rise Against, Jimmy Eat World, SR-71 and i guess the newer hawthorne heights are really good bands. Guy 1: Hey, u wana go to an All Time Low concert? they are the most bad ass Pop Punk band ever!
Me: Hey, wana grow some testes and get a life? |
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| 3. | Christian Punk | ||
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A Christian punk is, on a base level, just a Christian who enjoys punk music. more...
Many Christian punks adopt common punk, hardcore, or straight-edge ideologies. Common ideologies can be anti-consumerism, DIY ethos, anarchism or communism, vegetarianism, questioning of social norms, nonconformity, sexual abstinence, straight-edge living, and a distrust or disdain for authority. Many in the punk subculture reject the term "Christian Punk" as an oxymoron. This is similar to the sentiments felt by many in the metal community about the term "Christian Metal". Critics claim that punk is, by it's very nature, in direct conflict with the mainstream (Christianity being included as a part of the mainstream). Many churches and Christian leaders have rejected Christian Punk for other reasons. Many Christian Punk bands challenge listeners to question authority ... |
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| 4. | 1/3 hippie, 1/3 punk, 1/3 republican | ||
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It's a new-fresh way of thinking. Socially liberal, socially pissed-off, and fiscally conservative. F*ck off, but I love you, and I want government out of our lives as much as possible. I'm the New Republican. That's how I doos it, in three parts; 1/3 hippie, 1/3 punk, 1/3 republican.
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| 5. | pop punk | ||
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1. Watered down punk made with the sole purpose of selling it to teenage girls.
2. The worst thing to happen to punk rock since Mick Jones and Joe Strummer split up. 3. What many people think secretly killed Joey Ramone. Oh my, God! Listen to this pop punk crap!
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| 6. | fashion punk | ||
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Someone who dress's punk for the fashion till they move on to something else. Also look at Mall Punk posr punk there all the same.There in it for about 6 or so weeks. real punk 1: Did you see that fashion punk at the show?
real punk 2: Yeah what a poser. |
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| 7. | extreme sports punk | ||
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A punk that obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. An extreme sports punk:
rides a skateboard drives a hummer has a mohawk has tattoos has testicular rings screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs is an asshole has an IQ lower than 30 participates in vandalism hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so is full of shit will do anything if you "triple dare" him to "ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1
Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming. |
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