punching the bald clown Share definition Flag Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones. Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown. punching the bald clown by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the punching the bald clown mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch