"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010
To be so mad and/or frustrated that the only thing that can make your day better is punch a baby or a small child. This level of anger is above Kick a Puppy mad/frustrated. This is the highest level of anger
by Hade5079 March 15, 2011
by Tiat May 23, 2008
A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".
"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"
"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
by Kaaaaaren December 13, 2008
Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...
by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 3, 2011
(phrase)
a term used when something is soo fucking face melting you just get so pumped up (and you may start throwing fists in the air).
used when something is awesome or too down.
****It is just a phrase; it is not a literal/real act****
a term used when something is soo fucking face melting you just get so pumped up (and you may start throwing fists in the air).
used when something is awesome or too down.
****It is just a phrase; it is not a literal/real act****
Setting: At some heavy, hardcore show/concert. The band playing is at a breakdown. Everyone starts head banging...
Me: Dude, this is fuckin' face melting!
Ivan: Fuck yeah, I just wanna punch babies in the face!!!
Me: Dude, this is fuckin' face melting!
Ivan: Fuck yeah, I just wanna punch babies in the face!!!
by jhonface August 1, 2009
A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.
Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"
Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."
Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."
by pinkcherryman1 November 23, 2011