A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.
by ShaneP!!! June 11, 2007
The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.
by ADCS May 21, 2009
A persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).
Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.
Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.
Examples include but are not limited to: Justin Bieber, The cast of jersey shore
Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!
Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!
by punchlinestapler September 23, 2010
A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist under it. You must then place that sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:
1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots
The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.
Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.
1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots
The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.
Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.
The first ever punch to the face:
Joe grabs Jim's phone while Jim is not looking. He quickly takes a picture of his fist and makes it the background. He then types a banner that says "Punch to the Face" and places the phone back down. Hours later Jim picks up the phone only to be punched in the face. Jim reacts horribly and vows revenge.
Joe grabs Jim's phone while Jim is not looking. He quickly takes a picture of his fist and makes it the background. He then types a banner that says "Punch to the Face" and places the phone back down. Hours later Jim picks up the phone only to be punched in the face. Jim reacts horribly and vows revenge.
by titanfan/dreed March 10, 2009
The ring of punch found around a kids mouth after mass consumption of fruit punch. Though typically found in shades of red it can also be found in green, orange, purple, and blue. Punch face is usually accompanied by cookie crumbs, childhood obesity and an impoverished single mother.
Jake: " Hey bro that kids face is sunburned around his lips."
Brandon: " Nah man see the cookie crumbs on his shirt? He's dealing with chronic punch face."
Brandon: " Nah man see the cookie crumbs on his shirt? He's dealing with chronic punch face."
by The amazing Brando May 8, 2014
When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.
by Bagelhat October 18, 2010
When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
by Estep November 15, 2008