punch a baby in the face

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.

I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

by xFreedomx September 25, 2008

Punch the Cat in the Face

The act of sexual intercourse.

After leaving the club, T.J. went home to punch the cat in the face.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr August 5, 2008

i wanna punch you in the face

Someone who annoys you to the extreme line of near hatred even without doing, saying anything, or even being there that you want to bash them up or you fantasise of bashing them up. In short, the term for a person that you want to punch in the face is called a 'Badger'.

I had a dream of the badger that sits next to me in class, then i woke up and said to myself "i wanna punch you in the face".

by Anonymous.Z June 17, 2014

punch face dick

First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.

It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.

"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."

"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"

"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."

"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."

(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"

by Emily Thorne January 13, 2012

National punch Nick in the face day

December 6th is the one day when you can punch Nick Scat in the face

"oh man it's NATIONAL punch Nick in the face day. You know what that means"

"shit bro'

by ihateavocado December 6, 2019

Punching the Cat in the Face

v. engaging in sexual intercourse

T.J. absolutely loves going home from the club and punching the cat in the face.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr August 5, 2008

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

by Scot August 9, 2004