When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.
Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
by eliotores October 16, 2010
I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.
by Stevensgirlie January 19, 2011
Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.
by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008
by slackerzfan September 22, 2009
“happy national punch your sister across the face day”
by devoted christian November 2, 2020
Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
by Projectshadow January 20, 2022