Pummell

A tasty dip. Usually consists of cream cheese, sour cream, spinach, mozzarella cheese, and chives. Often served with rice crisps, crackers, or bread.

I served some Pummell and chips at my cocktail party.

by knucklemonster March 10, 2009

Pummel

A monster from my singing monsters. They are silly

“Pummel is so silly!!”

by Ezekielplush 😱😱 June 27, 2023

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

Pummel Speed

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

Pummeler farmer

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

by l00my March 17, 2022

pussy pummeler

One who pounds on pussy in a sexual way.

girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

pokey pummel

To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.

I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.

by PizzaBagel March 11, 2007