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to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.
dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!

dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
by elfonzolera July 10, 2010
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The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.
Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.
by Fanny Fondler October 25, 2006
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Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."
by KindOfACock June 09, 2014
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Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."
by KindOfACock June 09, 2014
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When someone fails so hard that they rage by throw there controller at the wall and screaming like a maniac
Johnny: OMG i'm so close to my 10 kill streak
Johnny: NO I FELL OFF THE MAP
Johnny: *Throws controller*
Johnny's Mom: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR CONTROLLER
Johhny: SHUT UP MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY
Johnny's Mom: STOP PULLING A JOHNNY
by Maxdifficulty January 23, 2015
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When there's no seats in the classroom left so you just stand outside.
Billy: "where'd he go?"
Jimmy :"he's pulling a johnny"
Billy :"oh ok"
by billymayonnaise October 22, 2015
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The act of Pulling a Johnny is to play something safe.
"There are a dozen guards there. Which is why we're playing this safe instead of pulling a johnny."
by Helenestro April 13, 2017
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