pulled a meng

puhlD-uh-meh-ng :
To subconsciously believe the subject of every conversation is penis.

1.

"Let's go get a hot-dog," said John.
"I'm not in the mood for sex," said Anne.
"Ooh, you just pulled a meng," John laughed.

2.
"Guess what I got you for your birthday?!" John exclaimed.
"PENIS!?" Anne blurted out.
"What...? I just met you last week..." John murmured.
"Sorry I just pulled a meng.." Anne walked away frustrated.

by 22eatlovepray September 26, 2010