Pulled a Zach

Missing morning meetings because you assume the whole world does daylight savings time.

Hey, was Zach at the prefetcher meeting?
No, he skipped it, probably pulled a Zach.

Bet he’s at home working on his real mode Linux fork.
Yep, Zach does loves segments.

by MySegmentsAreNonZero November 8, 2023

Pulling a Zach

The act of getting a girl naked in bed, and then rolling over and falling asleep. Leaving her unsatisfied

"Dude, did you hear about James? He got so drunk last night he pulled a Zach!"
"Woah, sucks for her."
"Yea, he is the master tho of Pulling a Zach"

by CC2011 August 29, 2011

pulling a zach

saying your going to be somewhere and you dont show up

-dude your coming bowling later right?
-nah man i have to go to wrestling camp.
-why are you "pulling a zach"!

by orchestranerd June 30, 2011

Pull a Zach

Dating a girl 2 weeks before she moves and spending £135 on her for nothing.

'But I'm about to move to London, I can't pull a Zach'

by sandy and me August 10, 2023

Pulling a Zach

You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.

*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”

by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022

Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017

Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex

Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl

by That Slav January 1, 2020