pukeus

what you call a penis after it has been puked on.

We were at a party and she was so drunk that instead of having sex, she gave me a pukeus.

pukeus by Megan Murderrr January 31, 2009

Pukeus Jihadus 

Something you do after drinking straight vodka for a weekend bender.

Im about to Pukeus Jihadus in the toilet bro!

Pukeus Jihadus by StinkyBaboon November 14, 2023

pukesthetic 

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.

"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."

pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

Pukeshot 

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.

He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!

Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012

PukeStripe

To land a patch of vomit down the side of ones vehicle. May contain but not limited to corn, fast food, funky pickle pizza, 711 sub chunks, beer, alcohol in general.(may peel paint)And comes in a variaty of colours.

Mainly seen on vehicles which are in the possesion of (again not limited) drunkards between the ages of 14 - 40ish. Any make

PukeStripes are not Bitchn

PukeStripes are not Funny unless it's your buddies car

PukeStripe by Willis Magee February 21, 2009

Pukesgiving 

some sort of anti-consumerism holiday to thanksgiving.that celebrates a group of people making volatile food made of household ingredients for no reason at all. usually happens in the thanksgiving weeks of November,and October.

when are we going to celebrate pukesgiving?

Pukesgiving by Andrew Samonte December 11, 2006

pukescent 

pu-kes'-cent Nauseating, repulsive.

Ed: What did you reckon to the vocals in that jazz piece?
Richard: Ewww. They were pukescent. I had to clench my buttocks.
Ed: Yeah, it was all a bit pretentious.
Richard: You wouldn't catch the Sex Pistols writing slimy shite like that.

pukescent by mp666 July 25, 2013