Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.
Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"
John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."
Jim: "You disgust me"
John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."
Jim: "You disgust me"
by Bastille III October 2, 2008
(n.) a quick move to avoid projectile vomit
(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)
(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)
Did you see that sweet puke juke back there?! Not a drop on me!
Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.
Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.
by RickBaideia March 17, 2011
The act of vomiting into a slow moving vehicle during a parade or procession then immediately disappearing into the crowd. Usually done to cop cars in parades in an act of protest/civil disobedience
by AggressiveKegals May 18, 2023