Top Definition
noun; the toilet seat at an older womans house that seemingly will not stay in the raised position. usually caused by a fuzzy seat cover. Every time you stop holding it, it cuts through the stream and causes a mess.
dude, your girlfriends puilotine nearly smacked my junk.
by the corporal contractor April 27, 2010

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