puilotine

noun; the toilet seat at an older womans house that seemingly will not stay in the raised position. usually caused by a fuzzy seat cover. Every time you stop holding it, it cuts through the stream and causes a mess.

dude, your girlfriends puilotine nearly smacked my junk.

puilotine by the corporal contractor April 27, 2010

co-piloting 

A more polite word used to describe codependency.

Absolutely, my stepfather was co-piloting my mother’s life, it was like that from the very start.

co-piloting by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

primotine mist 

a drug that is inhailed to temporarily relieve shortness of breath, tightness of chest, and wheezing due to bronchial asthma

its actually spelled primatene but Young Dro pronounces it southern in his song "Shoulder Lean"

this is refering to getting the wind knocked the fuck out of you or sometimes refering to killing you I lean n get lit, Lima bean six,
I take breath, the opposite of primotine mist.

primotine mist by Milton B July 6, 2006

purloined 

What happens when you leave one night when everything is right where its supposed to be, then you come in the next day and everything's missing.

My office..burgled, plundered, PURLOINED... Ha Ha Ha! loins.

purloined by Tggb3k October 23, 2004

Co-Piloting 

Co-Piloting is when a couple gives road head to each other simultaneously while one partner steers and one partner pushes the pedals with their hands.

"Dude! Me and Junie went Co-Piloting all night last night to celebrate her getting her license! it was as litty as her titties."

Co-Piloting by dregz June 17, 2018

Lap Guilotine 

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

Lap Guilotine by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

Piloting 

The act of carrying a naked person on your shoulders, with their legs spread wide, whilst they face you, and whilst you perform fellatio on such naked person.

Jack was piloting Jill around his flat, whilst she sat naked atop Jack’s shoulders, and whilst he buried his face in Jill’s vagina.

Piloting by UnMonito February 19, 2020