puerta rican pecker 

one whose pecker(penis)is mexican or has salsa on for a female to lick off.

Linda told you to get your fricken puerta rican pecker off of her.

puerta rican pecker by Ron Allen February 7, 2008

second Puerto Rica

n. Any country or territory coveted by the USA for strategic or financial reasons whose importance is insufficient to justify “ 51st State” consideration.

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If we forcibly annex Canada to obtain their burgeoning supply of fresh water and dwindling supply of talented left wingers it will become our second Puerto Rica.

second Puerto Rica by gnostic3 January 9, 2026

Puerto Rican motorboat 

(N) Variation of traditional motorboat (loose-lipped shaking of one's face between breasts while making motorboat sound), whereby one motorboats a woman's ass(preferably a Puerto Rican stripper's ass).

I woke up this morning and totally remembered Puerto Rican motorboating 2 strippers at Frenchy's last night.

Puerto Rican motorboat by Odiggz August 30, 2013

puerto rican pig roast 

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.

Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.

puerto rican pig roast by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014

puerto rican time

The timing system puerto ricans use for anything. Usually it's 30 mins to 3 hours after you need them to be there.

"Jose you're late for your appointment!" "im on puerto rican time mang"

puerto rican time by jo jo bob April 26, 2014

Puerto Rican Plan B 

Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)

Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"

Puerto Rican Plan B by zombles222 April 14, 2021

dusty puerto rican 

Snorting coke off of a puerto rican prostitutes anus that is riddled with shit crumbs from previous anal sex encounters.

Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.

dusty puerto rican by Spoonyt69 February 18, 2022