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2.
A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.
Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.
by leebuck2 April 15, 2003
 
1.
Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!
That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!
by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013
 
3.
Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard
Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.
by C:dub April 28, 2003
 
4.
an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone
Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!
by Steve and Dan November 05, 2004
 
5.
To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.
Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.


Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.
by JZMEL September 05, 2008