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A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.
Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique. "I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."
*whoosh* "Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!" |
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