Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.
by stumpytrumpy101 February 19, 2016
by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021
The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.
Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.
by big gangsta :0 March 18, 2022
by oyster mod September 7, 2021
by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009
When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.
Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.
Can also be played as a dare between friends.
Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.
Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!
Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!
2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!
2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
by 123pshyc! July 9, 2018
by Bhoskin January 15, 2022