by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 12, 2019
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist March 15, 2012
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
by 1637286462 September 27, 2017
The Anti Pubic Hair Society (APHS)is a rapidly growing group of radical people who do not like pubic hair. The group was initially set up in 2006 as a prank on myspace and on facebook in 2007 (it can be can be found on both using the search terms "anti pubic hair society") this rapidly expanding group regularly discuss various pubic hair related topics from methods of hair removal to types of hair styling and includes celebrities from the theatre world and music industry. Sharing photos and videos is common among members.
Anti Pubic Hair Society (APHS)
"there is nothing worse than getting a mouth full of pubes stuck in your teeth"
"there is nothing worse than getting a mouth full of pubes stuck in your teeth"
by SamClare January 5, 2009
by erikson July 15, 2006
What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.
It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2023