Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

PTOCD 

POST TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS DEPRESSIONS. Term used to describe your series of emotional breakdowns, random shed of tears after the Tournament of Champions in World Scholars Cup.

PTOCD is the worst feeling ever.

PTOCD by Baldwin (totally not my name) November 16, 2019

Pooclear Explosion 

To have explosive diarrhoea

I swear, I'm never eating Mexican food again! That taco caused a pooclear explosion so big they felt it in Australia!

Pooclear Explosion by braceyajax April 23, 2010

ptol

"Post Tits Or Leave" Commonly used in the INDUSTRIAL room on soulseek when noobs refuse to gtfo after being told UTSEF. Usually directed at females who migrated to the INDUSTRIAL room from the goth room.

{firebloomedfromfrost} you guys are really cool
{firebloomedfromfrost} i'm drunk and stoned can you tell me some good bands that aren't nsbm?
{Ugegi Aoiveae A Ser} {firebloomedfromfrost} you gays are really cool
{jimgoose} PTOL KAMAN
{fritzkrieg} ew, udders

ptol by Fritzkrieg February 19, 2006

self proclaimed genius 

A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.

A self proclaimed genius, she bragged about her IQ of 160, and the A on the World History Finals.

self proclaimed genius by SaggitarianPoetess May 28, 2006

potcloset 

A student who gets good grades in school but also smokes marajuana.

Bro 1 "Dude you know Bill the kid in all those AP classes"
Bro 2 "Yeah, what about him"
Bro 1 "Dudes a potcloset, I smoked with him yesterday"
Bro 2 " Nooo wayyy"

potcloset by Chaboy23 September 21, 2006

the proclaimers 

A Scottish band most famous for the songs I'm gonna be (500 miles) and I'm on my way.

I would walk 500 miles/ and I would walk 500 more/ just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door- The Proclaimers

the proclaimers by SC is sexy June 1, 2007