Top Definition
A epic guy with a lot of girl friends and a lot of friends. The coolest voice and also plays over aged games. He has a lot of siblings who are also really cool. He also looks sexy and is a boss at call of duty black ops. He also plays a lot of games and has a lot of gadgets.
Ahhh Ptolemy this girlfriend is so much better than that one you had yesterday!
by Jazz man November 30, 2014

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