Ptarmigan 

n. A small arctic bird of the grouse family usually found on the tundra. Epitomizing manliness and rugged sexuality, it has been called the most rawly attractive animal on earth. The male is known for its peculiar mating habits which involve several months of stalking its potential mate and culminating in several minutes of angry coitus. This method is extremely effective in populating the tundra. It is also the only known species of fowl to be resistant to bird flu and liberalism. The prairie chicken and the mallard are the pitiful rivals of the Ptarmigan. Ptarmigans have been known to rape and pillage entire nest-cities of prairie chickens and mallards. A legendary intramural sports organization at U of D Jesuit in Detroit is named and modeled after the majestic Ptarmigan.

-"That Ptarmigan is manliest creature I have ever seen."
-"Agreed."

-Prairie Chicken: "I'm afraid for my children."
-Mallard: "We should be."

-"Hey man who are we playing in intramurals today?"
-"The Ptarmigans."
-"Ah, Fuck."

Ptarmigan by Papa Bird December 22, 2008

Pharmaganda 

Pharmaceutical industry propaganda

That study in the latest issues of JAMA was full of problems, it was nothing more than pharmaganda.

Pharmaganda by Tamara Jane December 22, 2005

parmiga 

Ship name of Evan Peters and Taissa Farmiga, two actors of AHS (American Horror Story)

Omg, I totally ship Parmiga! They're my otp.

parmiga by iriklos January 4, 2015

ptarmagin 

Pronounced: Tar-Ma-Gin
Cool, Sick, Tight, Fly. It is also a kind of bird.

Yo, that gangsta ass bling is ptarmagin.

ptarmagin by Justin Brockholm June 6, 2005

Partigan

It's a cardigan that you can use at parties. It's usually worn by guys.

"Yeah he's rocking the partigan"
Oh man i know he is.

Partigan by Rockinsallybitches September 9, 2010

pardigan 

a fictitious item of clothing that you give to someone you just parred (owned)

Bro, you just got owned... wanna wear my pardigan?

pardigan by xander94 April 18, 2013

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!

Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006