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Pineapple plywood 

Pineapple plywood is a sexy name to call your boyfriends morning wood
Girlfriend: Wow Amazing Pineapple Plywood
Boyfriend:thanks :)
plywood is an engineered wood product made from thin laminations of wood and resin to form a solid sheet of wood that is much stronger than conventional board lumber
dude did you see that plywood boat

man that thing was awesome plywood really holds up
dude a plywood boat is really awesome and holds up well woo
plywood by littlejimmie March 1, 2019

Plywood Pole

a person who claims to be Polish, despite not speaking the Polish language, not being raised in Poland and usually only having a single Polish person in their family tree, which is how the 'Plywood Poles' explain their supposed ethnicity. They often use words not found in contemporary Polish language (like calling gołąbki dish 'golumpki', or calling their grandmothers 'busia' instead of 'babcia'), or bastardizing the traditional polish dishes by filling the pierogi with cheddar cheese

The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.
"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"
Plywood Pole by aj391 August 3, 2023

Plywood Balloon 

Wow Look In The Sky!
It's A Bird,
It's A Plane,
No! It's A Plywood Balloon!
Plywood Balloon by Seagulls Of Satan September 30, 2008
A method of drawing covert attention to girls, rather than saying I would!
Can also be used as a method of rating.
1. Plywood!

2. 3 ply! (Plywood at 3 o'clock)

3. Have you been to the plywood shop today?
Plywood by TJ Hookah April 30, 2011
A flat ass, having no curves.
Christinas got a plywood ass.
plywood by Chris November 18, 2004