pseudowork 

The kind of work that Clark does, which is really the illusion of actual work. To the untrained eye, it looks like he is doing work, but people like Fred and I know better.

Me: So what's Clark supposedly doing?

Fred: Oh, he's goofing off at Eglin.

Me: He's doing pseudowork again?

Fred: Yep. He claims he's working on something, but we know better than that.

Me: Yeah, that sounds like him.

pseudowork by Anthony Coon August 29, 2004

pseudoporn 

Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.

Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.

Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.

I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!

pseudoporn by Dr. Aarben November 5, 2014

pseudoporn 

An image that appears to be porn but is actually a photo of something else.

Bill: "My wife took some closeups of a flower the other day, I told her they looked just like her vag."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"

Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."

pseudoporn by Vortigern April 24, 2010

pseudowhore 

noun.

a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.

Shannon is such a pseudowhore. She has a different chode in her bed every night!

pseudowhore by Looger July 10, 2005

Pseudoword 

Ridiculous, nonsensical, or imaginary word made up for the express purpose of impressing someone or being published on Urban Dictionary.

Bill - "Bob, you're such a cougar monkey."

Bob - "Bill, what the hell kind of pseudoword is Cougar Monkey, you just plain sh*t that word from thin air."
Bill - "Dunno, sounded good at the time, sheesh, don't be such a cougar monkey!"

Pseudoword by yeshua2000 April 2, 2010

pseudowoman

A woman who pretends to be mature but flirts around with ANYONE (married, single or strabismus) that will give her the slightest attention.

Pseudowoman-Some insecure fat women wishy washy

pseudowoman by 1 Not impressed November 22, 2011

pseudoword 

n. a word that is not actually a word; a made up word.

pseudoword is a pseudowor—wait, uh, no, no–I mean, it IS a word it's just not, uh

pseudoword by doltrick August 8, 2024