pseudodrunk

1) People who drink (particularly females and college freshmen) and instantaneously claim they are drunk/intoxicated, and continue to do so by saying, "OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDD I'm SOOOOOO drunk!"
2) People who can be in the same room as alcohol and suddenly become morons, acting as if they just took a full keg to themselves.

Have you noticed every time Megan takes the first sip out of her beer, within minutes she starts to claim she's "SO drunk"? What a pseudodrunk.

pseudodrunk by Jaymi June 1, 2007

pseudo drunk 

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

pseudo drunk by hdeedee2 December 8, 2011

pseudodruggie 

One who only takes drugs to prove that he/she is not a poser. Are usually more than happy to talk about their drug-taking experience and show you their stash, in order to subtly prove that they are telling the truth.

Jenna just randomly started talking to me about her bad trip last night, then she showed me some pills for no reason. What a pseudodruggie.

pseudodruggie by thesingingbutler December 17, 2004

pseudopunk 

a douchebag that thinks he's/she's punk but really isn't because they choose to bash on other genres

Look at that pseudopunk bitch, bashing edge people becase he think it makes him cool.

pseudopunk by edgedude March 22, 2009