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pseudodating 

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008
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pseudocaring 

Adjective

Pretending to care.

Origin
From the word Pseudo originating from late latin combined with care, a word used since the 12th century
A: Oh, i really wish you could come to the party! It would be so much fun!

B: Stop pseudocaring. I know my presence doesn't make any difference.

A: Ya, true. I don't really care. Toodles!
pseudocaring by leoguy04 December 4, 2011
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Pseudo-Dating 

The act of partaking in platonic activites with a member of the opposite sex which, while appearing innocent on the surface, may be construed as inappropriate by a significant other. Pseudo-dating often involves mild flirtation and may progress to actual "dating" down the road.
My boyfriend gets very uncomfortable when I go on pseudo-dates with my handsome coworker.

I stopped pseudo-dating after we became serious because I wouldn't want him to do it to me.
Pseudo-Dating by WTZ_82 February 28, 2008

Pseudating

A guy and a girl that both really like each other, but aren't dating. They could be not aloud to or other circumstances. They do things like hug, hold hands, blow each other kisses, wink, etc.

They are usually bothered for not dating.
Ex. "Are you and Des dating? You guys are SOO cute. I saw you warming her hands and like hugging her."

"No, we're not. Why?

"You SOOO need to! Or are you guys like pseudating?"

"Go away and get out of my life."
Pseudating by Neond123 November 15, 2013

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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