Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.

1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

by Freakishly tall couple January 20, 2008