proxyblock

A proxyblock is a form of cock block in which the actions of one member of your party does something particularly foolish, stupid or otherwise worthy of being called a douchebag that fucks up the game for your entire crew.

Jake "How'd the club go?"
Rick "We got proxyblocked by Tommy"
Jake "How?"
Rick "He came in with us wearing leather pants"

proxyblock by Dr. Dook June 13, 2009

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proxycock

The act of a person sucking a cock by proxy for a reward.

Dude!, can you proxycock this guy so I can get this car!?

proxycock by Reverend Nasty January 20, 2009

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proxyblock • proxycock • problock

Proxycock

Being exposed to another males naughty bits via proxy when an infidel who previously performed fellatio exposes an unsuspecting lover or confidant to their ejaculate without Your knowledge or consent.

"Have You ever sucked a cock? No, but I have sucked proxycock before when My ex sucked the cum out of a car washers cock in her office at the hospital and kissed me with her tainted lips when I got home from work".

Proxycock by The Blacksmith December 22, 2014

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problock

most realist gang in kcmo

i wish i was problock

problock by problock September 7, 2020

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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