not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

protruding surprise 

1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.

2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.

3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.

#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."

#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"

protruding surprise by Argonak April 12, 2008

protruteris 

A vaginal area that is so fat that it hangs over and resembles a rear-end.

Wow, with the protruteris on her, I couldn't tell her front from her back.

protruteris by Ropchik August 21, 2006

protrude 

To slightly bulge through something.

"I could see her pussy protruding. ^.^ "

protrude by Dave September 23, 2004

mammalian protruberances 

Breasts.

Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... that's right,you
heard right... our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with
the most exciting mammalian protruberances...

mammalian protruberances by StoneNBone420 February 18, 2009

Femalien Protruberences 

Are mainly described as the bumps that grow on the front of a females chest from puberty.

John: WOW! look at the size of her femalien protrubences. They look like they will fall out of her bra!

Brett: Oh my god!...that lady spun around and nearly knocked me out with her femalien protruberences!

Fred: That ladies femalien protruberences kept her afloat the entire time she was in the pool.

Femalien Protruberences by DrEvilness November 23, 2011