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1. (n.) One who will perform sexual acts if payment can be arranged. (Payment does not have to be moeny.)
You ARE a prostitute??? Damn mom, that's cold... that some real cold shit.
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003
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Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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Xample: who needs 1???????????
by Anonimous January 28, 2003
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Someone who has sex for money/jewellery, gold etc..
by Cool Guy June 26, 2003
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Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.
At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.
by Stephan Smolka January 06, 2009
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A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like
Chef, what's a prostitute?
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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A women who sells her body to a variety of creeps, low-lifes and degenerates. The majority of her wages goes directly to her abusive scumbag pimp who takes pride in the fact that he arranges for her to be degraded at the expense of scum.
Since when was it Okay to go screw and fuck with a bunch of killers, junkies and perverts?
by BadLieutenant June 21, 2004
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