prostigram
To send someone a prostitute to the their house or place of business, cause the really need to get laid.
prostigram by toeknee pahthetiq martian June 5, 2010
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Prostiguantlet
A Prostiguantlet is the labyrinth of agressive hookers that aggressively come after you in Las Vegas between the hours of 4-7am.
Dude! Sh*t got crazy last night! It took everything I had to make it through the Prostiguantlet unscathed. I survived but I'm covered in glitter and I smell like a hooker!
Prostiguantlet by I am the Travis August 19, 2013
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Prostirape
Both whore and client enter the procedure as agreed, however the client flees before paying. Cases of prostirape are common in occurance, and similar in nature to 'doing a runner' from a restaurant.
A horny man enters a phone booth and rings one of these typical XXXFUQFUQFUQ numbers. The whore arrives on the street corner and does not get to capitalise on her sexual encounter.
Prostirape by green_will May 24, 2004
prostigate
prostigate by tomes22 September 13, 2020
Prostitranny
Prostitranny by Phreshmami March 2, 2009
prostigga
A black prostitute, usually found in the slums and ghettos. You can find a prostigga wearing very revealing clothing with prostiboots as well. It's safe to call them whores and sluts because they're usually all over your boyfriends.
prostigga by sara pollydino March 11, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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