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Short for "Processor" which is essentially the brain of any computing device. Two major processor developers are AMD and Intel.
My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
Prossy by IsraelHands09 November 11, 2010
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A derogatory term for a prostate; the male version of a pussy. This term originated in a conversation pertaining to advocacy for females around the world.
Matt: You smell like stale pasta water.
Mikey: Dude, stop being such a prossy.
Prossy by Big Mikey 77 January 24, 2020
emily: your mums a prossy!
james: i know!
prossy by urparentsaresexy March 19, 2022

APD (Anti Prossy Device) 

A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the prostitutes of Magaluf.

To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.

The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).

It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
APD (Anti Prossy Device)

Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."

Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
APD (Anti Prossy Device) by C-Ton1 September 3, 2009

prissy pedal

Wait, is this a Tesla? SHIT! Well step on the prissy pedal! - Eric Cartman
prissy pedal by hoyclan October 11, 2013
Abbreviation for the popular Italian drink Prosecco.
It's Prosecco o'clock.... Time for some Prossex
Prossex by Lifeofmai86 September 9, 2016