proptimum

The best; the most favorable condition or greatest degree or amount possible; first in rank or degree; in a most excellent way or manner; the thing that is most outstanding or excellent; something that tops all others.

Dude, the lake trip is going to be so proptimum!

Local Yogurt is proptimum!

Yo, last night was so proptimum!

Do you have the proptimum angle to see the screen?

proptimum by Matt&Katie May 20, 2010

Ad Proximum Convivium

A Latin term meaning "on to the next party." The "V's" are pronounced as "W's" as per traditional Latin prononciation. (Ad proximum conwiwium)

Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).

TBTL just got cancelled as a radio show, but is still a podcast. Oh well, ad proximum convivium, I suppose.

Ad Proximum Convivium by A Ten September 13, 2009

Prostitumblr 

A member of the Tumblr community that will sell out their dignity for Tumblarity points.

I could post nothing but XKCD comics all day too, but I'm not a prostitumblr.

Prostitumblr by Tumblr's Conscience June 4, 2009

Prostifume

Perfume, worn by a female, that has a strong, cheap scent. Usually the female will wear it in access making it possible to smell from quite a distance. Prostifume has varying scents yet they all tend to smell very alike.

Hugh: "Man, you smell that?"
Jerry: "Do I ever, that chick reaks of prostifume"
Hugh: "I'm getting a headache, lets get out of here"

Prostifume by Phantom Price [strikes again] March 15, 2009

Prostimom 

A mother who can only support her children by sleeping with people for money.

Hey Chris, your mom was telling me she doesn't have to go on welfare because of her new job as a prostimom!

Prostimom by jmclayp September 10, 2009

groptimum 

When you experience optimum results in applying specific principles and or actions.

Currently we are generating groptimum returns on Bitcoin.
This business is generating groptimum results even under severe difficult conditions.
I am getting groptimum results utilizing this fertilizer in my garden.

groptimum by Vonkie February 21, 2021

groptimum 

When you experience optimum results in applying specific principles and or actions.

Currently we are generating groptimum returns on Bitcoin.
This business is generating groptimum results even under severe difficult conditions.
I am getting groptimum results utilizing this fertilizer in my garden.

groptimum by Vonkie February 21, 2021