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Provoboner 

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.
"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."
Provoboner by NicKentucky January 12, 2012

prone bone 

The sex position in which the girl is laying flat (emphasis on laying completely flat) on her belly with penis entry from behind. This position often enables the female to work the muscles in the region resulting most likely in an overpleasurable time for the man involved, thus causing premature ejaculation.
I nailed Lucy in prone bone last night!
prone bone by boll September 9, 2007
A sex positition where the receiver is lying face down and the other lying facing them on top.
I gave it to her soo good probone style.
probone by ProboneMaster June 6, 2020

protoboner 

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.
"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!
protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018

phonebone 

to engage in sexual conduct over the phone. In lighter terms, to "have phone sex".
Did you hear that Andy totally phoneboned Jennifer? How disgusting!
phonebone by darian m October 27, 2005

Pokéboner 

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.
Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.
Pokéboner by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016