Slutus promiscus
The scientific name for the common slut meaning literally promiscuous whore. Characterized for their love of the cock and their taste for cum on every part and in every hole of their bodies.
Usually observed wearing revealing clothing, fake tanning, or with a cake icing-like layer of makeup on. This species usually have room temperature IQs. They also form a symbiotic relationship with diseases like herpes ensuring the continued survival of STDs.
Their "mates" (term used loosely) are typically (but not always) the douche bag.
Well known examples include the females of Jersey Shore.
Usually observed wearing revealing clothing, fake tanning, or with a cake icing-like layer of makeup on. This species usually have room temperature IQs. They also form a symbiotic relationship with diseases like herpes ensuring the continued survival of STDs.
Their "mates" (term used loosely) are typically (but not always) the douche bag.
Well known examples include the females of Jersey Shore.
They should definitely move Jersey Shore to the Discovery Channel because it's clearly a documentary on Douchum bagous and Slutus promiscus.
Slutus promiscus by not a Jersey Shore fan September 11, 2011
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