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15. progressive
~Progressive~
1. The new Derogatory term for "Libtard" aka "Liberal" aka "Commie" or "Socialist".Because Republicans have ruined & destroyed the name "Liberal". When people think of them as "Liberals", it is the equivalent to 'Rapist' or 'Child Molester'. Hence, the name-change.

2. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money.

3. Someone who wants to move the country progressively closer to Socialism or Communism. See Marxist, Communist or Socialist. They call themselves "Progressives" because using "Communist" would give them a negative connotation in the public eye.

4. Liberal + Communist/Socialist beliefs = Progressive
whoa... no I'm not a liberal... I'm a Communi-
I mean....... uh.. (think fast... they're on to me!)
I'm a progressive!
16. Progressive
1. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money.

2. Someone who wants to move the country progressively closer to socialism.
Dave just blew his raise on an extension for his house but keeps going on about how evil the corporations are.

He's so progressive, man.
17. Progressive
Living proof that stupidity has no limits. Progressives are people who think a government that runs record deficits should have the power to make businesses operate in a fiscally responsible manner.
Oh you ran up your credit card to the maxium and then took out a new one? How Progressive.
18. Progressive
a socialist; a socialist political platform.
Dennis Kucinich is a proud progressive, (hence his single digit polling numbers).
by Clay Bertrand Jan 25, 2004 add a video
19. progressive
Usually a political term used by liberals to describe themselves even though liberals want to get rid of technology, weapons, and all the things that make life better.
Progressives think they so smarty. They think their brains so big.
by Iggy Hazard Dec 15, 2003 add a video
20. progressive
A gay-loving satanist who wants to destroy our culture.
Commie: I want to let Islamic terrorists invade my country more easily!
Me:You are so progressive!
21. progressive
What asswipe, idiot, ignorant, stupid fucking liberals are calling themselves these days. This is because the neo-cons have destroyed the name liberal. Tag someone with the word liberal these days, they are about as widely received as a child molester. These anti-American dipshipts are just really liberals who keep pushing their bullshit agenda such as: killing babies, protecting terrorists and child molestors, taking guns away from law abiding citizens but allowing gangs and crack dealers to have guns, giving more money to low life welfare mothers who have 9 kids from 8 different fathers.
Progressive: Ted Kennedy is the greatest human being alive! And he is a leader for progressives!

Conservative: Didn't he kill that one girl?

Progressive: You are Fascist!
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