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4 definitions by Waterboy72

 
1.
A creature that seems to think that the entire universe is a black and white, and that facts are the devil. Often seen propping up strawman arguments and throwing off his guests with elaborate shows of stupidity.
"The tides go in, and the tides go out, never a miscommunication." - Bill O'reilly

"How did you get this job again?"-Guest
by waterboy72 March 28, 2011
 
2.
Made in response to political pundit and former cardboard Doom sign activist Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor". It is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star fuck-up that has become the U.S.A. Held on October 30th, 2010 at the national mall in Washington D.C., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who participate. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of Truthiness.
Hey Jim! You forgot to pack the Generic Angry Signs!

Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.
by Waterboy72 October 24, 2010
 
3.
One of the last surviving species of politicians to stand up for themselves and not fall prey to the "Fair and balanced" "Journalism" of Fox News and the conservative media outlets.

Also see: Honest politician, Extinct.
I really like that Anthony Weiner, he's got balls.
by waterboy72 March 28, 2011
 
4.
A political platform defined usually by, but not limited to, the developmental advancement of American society through pragmatic and practical means. Contrary to right wing beliefs, Progressives are not the second coming of communism and the russians, instead they seek to improve the lifestyles of the vast majority of Americans by providing tax funded benefits that would help the country grow as a whole.
Neo Con: "Those damn progressives are trying to finish what stalin started! My sign SAYS SO!"

Spectator: "You do realize you're holding that thing upside down right?"
by Waterboy72 November 15, 2010