by John Standish October 04, 2007
Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.
by Anza Sumeragi January 22, 2006
a term that refers to a nocturnal machine that turns keyboard strokes into errors and infinite headaches at 3am everyday.
by acnhkid December 01, 2021
Person 1: Hey, man what do you do for a living?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer.
Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist.
Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.
Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer.
Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist.
Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.
by McSquidy January 25, 2022
by MooshiMooshiFrog January 29, 2022
A dood that Builds code for everything on your Computer. He understands a whole bunch of code that may look like jibbirish to you.
A programmer can understand this:
#!/usr/bin/perl
my@"A,M";
my@"N,Z";
if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')";
print"asdf"
}
else
{
print"qwerty"
#!/usr/bin/perl
my@"A,M";
my@"N,Z";
if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')";
print"asdf"
}
else
{
print"qwerty"
by Rhibbon March 08, 2008
It is really difficult to say what is programmer. On computer's language this means "The Lord", though...
1001010010100101: 1001011010010110, how are you today ?
1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...
1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...
by krumch June 24, 2011