profen

1. to be high on life.

Person 1 asks: "What up man?"
Person 2 respods: "Not much. I be profen."

by musiconworldoff January 24, 2009

Profen

Slangin dick

“Mad chicks have been on my shit lately I be profen”

by morandick April 14, 2025

Profen

Gooning, masterbation, jacking off.

"I be profen all day to Hatsune Miku"

by JD IV December 1, 2025

I be profen

A meme that was created fairly recently (2025 September). Made by TikTok creator “DiEM” when his character “Rage Bait Goblin” wished for the word “Gooning” be changed to “Profen” now if you even whisper the word, you’re a gooner lol.

Jake: *ughhh* Man, this headache is killing me, uhh do you have… um what is it called? Ibuprofen?

Mason: “I BE PROFEN”?? Yeah I bet you be profening all day and night.

by Kuurroo October 13, 2025

profen

masturbating; gooning.

"What do you call this medication?"
"Ibuprofen"
"Yeah I bet you be profen all night, huh?"

by itsnapalm October 9, 2025

Profen

"Profen" is an alternative word for gooning meaning "pleasuring yourself"

You be profen all night huh?

by Devvktr December 7, 2025

profen

Slang for "gooning". Referencing a meme by the internet personality DiEM in which a character asks a genie to change the word "gooning" to "profen".

Ragebait goblin: "Hey can you read this bottle?"
Genie: "Ibuprofen"
RBG: "You be what?? You be profen? You be profen all night, huh?"

by bissynessman October 11, 2025