proctodynia 

Is a Doctors Term Meaning Pain in the Ass.

Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.

proctodynia by Tracker August 3, 2007

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

Proctodentalogist by Jeff D April 24, 2003