procrastifuck

vulgar verb

verb: procrastifuck; 3rd person present: procrastifucks; past tense: procrastifucked; past participle: procrastifucked; gerund or present participle: procrastifucking

to procrastinate task(s) with sexual activity; put off doing something with fucking.

Origin

early 21th century: portmanteau of procrastinate and fuck.

I procrastifucked last Friday evening with my girlfriend, and didn't get any work done.

by Meyer Lemon September 26, 2017

procrastifucking

Having Sex with someone to put off doing actual work

Sam: How far did you and Jane get on that project last night?

Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.

by thatguy301 July 5, 2011

procrastifuck

A carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.

Chandler: I can't believe Matt ate that entire procrastifuck since last night!

Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.

Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!

Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.

by DEEZEGUYZ February 5, 2010