procrastichieve 

To achieve through procrastination. This is a technique mastered by most high school/college students and continued in the workplace.

(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)

"Why bother studying today for the test next week, when I can procrastichieve the night before, ace the test, and forget everything afterwards anyway."

"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."

procrastichieve by 20English@BSHS11 July 7, 2012

procrastachievement 

the art of putting off an onerous task by accomplashing a less onerous one.

Instead of doing expense reports at work I worked on definitions for Urban Dictionary, this procrastachievement helped me avoid real work for a little while

procrastachievement by photominer May 27, 2009