Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.

Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!

Bass Pro Shops porn star by Pissed off consumer February 26, 2009

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Polar Pop Pro

Someone who has a Polar Pop on them at all times, no matter the occasion. Polar Pop Pros also have the unique ability to locate a Circle-K in any city at any time, almost like a 6th sense.

Ricky Ross put that down you Polar Pop Pro, we're in church."

Polar Pop Pro by LakSom March 17, 2010

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Poser Pro

(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"

Poser Pro by razed November 2, 2007

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