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A prize given as a joke to the last-place winner of a race or competition. Sometimes jokingly coveted as an object of pride.
Brandon can't sing. He won the booby prize at the school talent show two years in a row. He has the trophies displayed on his shelf.
by SoCalMom April 15, 2016
by Bookwyrm7 January 22, 2019
A woman that you are with because you cannot be with the one you really want. a.k.a. the back up or a warm body
O that bitch, she's the consolation prize.
by your back up January 31, 2007
The winnings celebrated by women for no accomplishment whatsoever other than divorcing a man, because, for her, it’s fun, like being on a TV Game Show. She receives money and property as well as the freedom to fuck whomever she wants while spending that money. Divorce Winnings can go into the Billions of USD$ far exceeding even skilled Game Show Champions, like Ken Jennings $3 Million winnings after 75 Jeopardy appearances proving that Ken is a dummy who only needed a vagina. Jennings, in fact, did lose to a person with a vagina. Winning oftentimes encourages further irresponsible decisions like more marriage (and more divorce) as a win/lose for society. Another win/loss to society is losing of its most talented entertainers, (like, possibly, Robin Williams, who felt financial pressures). This also passes as a life-strategy between Mother and Daughter. Changing from a man to a woman does not provide the kind of vagina that will earn money (at least through divorce).
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
by goodwin88 February 10, 2017
An individual who listens to sundry radio shows for the sole purpose of winning a prize offered by said radio station.
Whenever the radio station holds a contest, the prize pigs always call in and wreck it for the real fans.
by StyckyWycket October 16, 2007
When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.
by Buck Henry August 9, 2007