priorities strait 

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends

I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

priorities strait by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

Trailer Park Priorities 

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.

Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...

Trailer Park Priorities by CorKy October 1, 2013

pussy priorities 

someone who puts their girlfriend before all else

sorry dudes i cant hangout tonight i got pussy priorities

pussy priorities by pissdrinker7000 May 4, 2023

I'm not changing my priorities

Like the scene from game of thrones "You pretend to be me and you raped them" so no I'm not doing the fucking caste system. The women that fuck him thinking he was me or go fuck yourself trash-mob.

Hym "I'm not changing my priorities. If 'don't pretend to be other people so you can rape women who are out of your league' isn't a priority that needs to change then there are no priorities that need to be changed. No relationships. If you try to set me up before I get my credit and money I will stab the shit out of anyone I have to fuck. I'm not doing it."

I'm not changing my priorities by Hym Iam December 6, 2025

prioritease

The act of provoking someone by pretending your priorities have changed creating a less stable or hurtful situation.

During the argument which escalated quickly, Anna felt deeply hurt and to see his reaction, she as a prioritease told Steven she needed to focus on school right now and couldn't see him for a while.

prioritease by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

priorititties 

When you have boob priorities.
You have priorities but then you also have priorititties.

I was trying to look sassy yet classy so I snuck in some cleavage. #priorititties

priorititties by Ballzhitthewallz March 24, 2016

Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory

James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

Dis-prioritised prioritising by WriterLifer May 21, 2022