When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.
My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.
by Vulch5 September 16, 2015
Small but mighty! The people are friendly and approachable. There is gorgeous scenery and there are beaches everywheres! The beach parties are off the charts and there are plenty of attractions to see and enjoy! it is impossible to not enjoy your time on PEI whatever age you are. The parasailing, kayakking, red soil, cliff diving, boardwalks, and drive in movies are just a few of my fav things about PEI, now lets hear yours!
by Haiden April 11, 2008
The Best Province in Canada! Being a PEI native, I believe that it is one of the most beautiful places in the world! With it's unique red soil and all of the great beaches! I would definitly recommend you visit!
by Brianna S April 13, 2008
A province full of potatoes and hornets. Make sure you keep your window down, especially in the spring and summer. Only attractions are potato crop fields and possibly the oldest population of every province. If you are looking to retire then you'd fit in here.
Person from Prince Edward Island: I was driving down to the market to get me daily bag of potatos, when a hornet flew right the way into me car. The little bugger damn near stung me, and me daughter was scared like she sawn a ghost.
by mentalkid123 August 2, 2017
little PEI, barely a province. nobody lives here. nice scenery but not much else. most tourists come here on a day trip to see anne of green gables, the province's claim to fame, then leave. but they do have a sweet bridge.
by Provincial Mood December 14, 2007
A crappy little island where 1/2 the people are fishermen and are on unemployment 3/4 of the year. There are no forests and everywheres is potato fields except in swamps. The whether is not very nice and the houses are ugly but tourists think it's totally awesome here. Commonly abbreviated as PEI.
I get drunk every weekend because I am from PEI.
I am dumber than anyone outside of PEI because I went to a school in Prince Edward Island.
I go to the beach every day, even when it rains, because I'm in PEI.
I am dumber than anyone outside of PEI because I went to a school in Prince Edward Island.
I go to the beach every day, even when it rains, because I'm in PEI.
by Bob the BlueBerry July 7, 2009
good ol' p.e.i. has nothing to offer except for potatoes and humiliation. p.e.i. is mostly inhabited by hippies and retired professors, and some canadians don't even know about the province's existence. also, it's only a matter of time before the damn thing sinks into the atlantic ocean!
by faceface April 14, 2008