pricetaggery

Taking the spice out of something enjoyable or special by reducing it to a dollar amount.

Example 1:

Andrew: I met this awesome French chick for dinner last night. She was hot, confident, and great in bed. I think I really like her...
Levils: How much was dinner?

Example 2:

Mr Burns (buying a massive Indian face ornament for Bart): Eureka! We've found it!
Smithers: But, sir, it's $32,000!
Mr Burns: Don't you dare sully this moment with your pricetaggery!

pricetaggery by del da funky December 6, 2007

Pricetagger 

A girl who is not attractive trying to raise her perceived "hotness" level by trying to act overly bitchy or trying to reject you when you clearly are uninterested in her in the first place. They think that by acting try-hard in this way that it will magically make them seem like a Hot girl. What they don't seem to understand is that the Hot girls don't actually act like that.

The concept would be similar to one going into a Dollar Store and seeing items marked up to $10, when you know for certain that they are only worth $1. It doesn't actually change their value. It just means they are overpriced.

1. Joe: "I was trying to be polite, and smiled at that girl over there as I walked by, not even thinking about it. Next thing you know she's rudely telling me, 'Sorry, I have a boyfriend!' so everyone around can hear. What the fuck?"

Bill: "Don't worry man, she's a pricetagger."

2. Fat Girl: "Oh my god, stop hitting on me you fat creepy fuck!"

You: "Uhhhh. Stop being a pricetagger. It doesn't make you less fat by calling me fat and it doesn't magically mean I'm hitting on you by you trying to reject me. I'm not even talking to you. I'm talking to your friend."

Pricetagger by Ronnie Libra October 17, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004