Prettytard

Someone who is ridiculously pretty, smart but often a total clutz. Normally a nice person, and very intelligent, but often lacking in common sense.

Person 1: I thought you said she was stupid?
Person 2: No, I said she was a PRETTYTARD
Person 1: Isn't that like saying she's Pretty Retarded?
Person 2: Yeah, but she's not thick! Just.. ditzy

Prettytard by The original Prettytard, Zoe Lou June 23, 2007

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katelyn prettybird

An amazing co owner and best friend of mine. She's hilarious, sweet, amazing and overall a great person to be friends with! I appreciate everything you done for me and how long you've been stuck with me :D

(If you don't know who this person is, then you won't get the joke down below)

Noodles: "Who's Katelyn Prettybird?"
Lin: The co owner and one of your friends, Noodles.

katelyn prettybird by themainlin October 7, 2020

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prettybird

A girl you consider forever with who accentuates the pleats in your khakis with her smokin-hot body, usually found west of the Mississippi.

Person 1: good for you bro, where'd you meet that prettybird?
Person 2: I was riding off into the sunset when I saw her, I knew that offering to put money on the dresser was the right choice.

prettybird by theblackmustang91 May 14, 2015